White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.

Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.

by Munkerson November 17, 2006

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

Search toby turner's channel on youtube

Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

by godthefish March 14, 2011

A straight white male

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG November 30, 2019

coney island white fish

a used condom desposed of at a beach that has washed up at shore.
native to coney island.

by darkcube September 16, 2003

Blue Eyes White Dragon

Vodka, Beer, Blue Gatorade, Sprite

Best night of your life

I used my blue eyes white dragon to do +39 damage to my liver and +94 damage to some ho's pussy.

by bewd October 10, 2013

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 22, 2004

Dave White Eagle

1. A man who is extremely unique. Who you rememeber even if you meet only once. Someone you never forget. Is fiercely loyal to friends and family; who lets things roll off his back; someone who is always there for you. Someone with very kind eyes and a wonderful smile. Someone who values family life and loves his children.
2. Your knight in shining armor; everyone's hero.
3. A chill and relaxed individual.
4. A talented, skilled electrician.

Did you see that guy? What a Dave White Eagle! He's the best!

by Mary Beezwax February 2, 2010