cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

No cat

Not lying/totally true

That's no cat, your shirt is beautiful!

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Catting

When your partner is constantly laying on you, vying for your attention and affection, like a cat. Avoiding responsibilities by prioritizing leisurely affection.

Stop catting hon, we have to get ready to go! You have this habit of catting, instead of getting ready for bed. Someone’s in a catting mood.

by Drdoodles June 3, 2024

Cat's out of the Bag

When a woman doesn't wear any underwear, especially if her pussy is somehow exposed while not wearing underwear. You cannot call it going Commando like when a man doesn't wear underwear. It's called that because your dick is somewhat exposed to the elements.

"Dude, when the wind just blew a minute ago this hotties dress went up high and she wasn't wearing any underwear...Cat's out of the Bag!!"

by Shame420 March 10, 2022

cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

by cat(s) April 24, 2019

A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022