a cat the is genetically a cat but disguised as a chicken so he can fuck many little boys and feast off the shit of cows the get fucking shot by a farmer and fly up into the sky as a ghost screaming racial slurs at the top of his lungs like "nigger jew cunt butter"
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
The local tip cat. Ready to scrap anything and everything that enters the tip.
Preferably ginger.
Used to describe an angry little mate.
Preferably ginger.
Used to describe an angry little mate.
by PenCat March 11, 2015
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
(Noun)
The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person
by Firewolf 360 December 16, 2015
A man that is not desperate for pussy, but will do mostly anything for it, like a cat, he has nine lives, and will use all of them just to get one drop of pussy.
by Snipeola88 August 30, 2022
Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!
by Chevy Cruz February 01, 2024
Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.
by PervGirl18 September 26, 2017