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Pay Attention to Me Text

A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."

The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.
Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?

Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!
by Pavlov's Cat October 16, 2011
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Don't tase me bro!

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"
by Clownboat October 29, 2007
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fuck me hard daddy

A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking
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build-me-up-buttercup

noun.

1. a specific kind of tease: an individual who extensively and repetitively leads on another individual in a romantic and/or sexual way, but fails to follow-through.

2. an individual who flakes out of romantic/sexual promises plans at the very last minute, often without sufficient reason or cause.

Can be abbreviated with the acronym BMUB.
She called me five times last week, but when I wanted to schedule a date for this week, she never picked up my calls or answered my texts- totally a build-me-up-buttercup.
by The CLAAAP January 7, 2011
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slip me some skin

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.
"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"
by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004
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Cock A Doodle Do Me

When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!

Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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