Skip to main content

New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
mugGet the New job mug.

These New Puritans

Really dull arty alternative band from England. Their second album Hidden is beyond boring with almost no melody or decent tunes in sight. Yet, this album was critically acclaimed by delusional critics, dreadful stuff.
Friend 1: "Hey man, you heard that new These New Puritans album?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, its awful shite isn't it?"

Friend 1: "Absolutely, let us never talk about it again"
by freeflow July 20, 2012
mugGet the These New Puritans mug.

Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.
"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."
by Stang February 14, 2017
mugGet the Knock Off News mug.

New Billboard Day

The first day of the month. Based on The Simpsons episode Homie the Clown.
by anonymous August 26, 2024
mugGet the New Billboard Day mug.
Abbreviation for MS NOW, an American cable news channel owned by Versant, a Comcast controlled company formed from the spinoff of NBCUniversal's cable networks. Launched on July 15, 1996, and headquartered at 229 West 43rd Street in Manhattan, the channel primarily broadcasts rolling news coverage and liberal-leaning political commentary.
MSNBC would rebrand as MS NOW (a backronym of "My Source for News, Opinion, and the World
by SMPrice80 November 16, 2025
mugGet the My Source for News, Opinion, and the World mug.

New Age Old School

Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation
by Retrostyle November 24, 2020
mugGet the New Age Old School mug.

late new years revolution

Making a new years revolution exactly two months, one week and one day after new years. This can only happen on the ninth of March every year, no earlier and no later.
by seren3d_. March 8, 2025
mugGet the late new years revolution mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email