one up the bum, no harm done

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"

Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.

by Mike February 11, 2006

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Zayan Sekhel - One that fucks brains

Pronounced as "Zah-Yahn Seh-Khel".

A hebrew slang term meaning a long-winded orator. Sometimes also refers to one who significantly embelishes their stories with facts that are not necessarily based on reality.

"Did he tell you about his new job, too?"
"Ken, Eize Zayan Sekhel"
(Yes, what a brain fucker)

"Did you hear his story about how he ran the border and dodged all those bullets?"
"Kishkush, who mezayen basekhel"
(Nonsense, he's just fucking brains)

by Lightnng August 27, 2005

i don't really have one

a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject.

You: So, what's your favorite food?

Person: I don't really have one.

by Mothenater April 29, 2008

shut up one shit at a time

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other

when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time

by The Bandit May 4, 2008

one two buckle my shoe

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.

I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

by TotallyNotMattsFriends August 9, 2017

One prong short of a full fork

When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!

I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!

by rickdudly February 8, 2013