Marker Kid

wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them

@1insomnia234 tweeted: wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them

by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021

deadpool kid

those kids back in like 2016 who swore they watched deadpool but prob didnt

deadpool kid: yo man i just finished deadpool it was so good

person 1: oh ong? fr?

deadpool kid: yea but i cant tell u about it because you're too young

person 1: im like 18 wtf are you smoking idiot

by synonym!? March 16, 2022

kid kirby

The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money

Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'

Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up

by Beastboykirbyz January 1, 2017

Walmart Kid

Slur for lost kids

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?

by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021

Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025

emo kid

a teenage emo, tries to be quirky but fails miserably; a fucking bitch (in a bad way)

Hey, see that emo kid over there? Yeah, they’ll regret their life in a few years.

by cozy_ari November 24, 2021

Stray kids

Stray kids are jyp's best flop group full of visual holes. Korea doesn't even care about them and they only have boring white racist fans.

A. Do you know stray kids?

B. Oh, you mean the most irrelevant 4th gen group?

A. Yes, I think

B. Oh yes, I know them

by Nickiminajoutsold August 7, 2021