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Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.
Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
by anonymous September 10, 2023
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Allah time

When the end is near.
When it's time to meet the 72 virgins.
KABOOM....it's Allah time bitches
by Profit Muhobbit March 10, 2024
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just in the neck of time

Time, sometimes decribed like a body or vessel, comes to a head. The neck of time is the moment just before an event.
Fiona showed up just in the neck of time to help her mother cook.
by FUCat March 31, 2023
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A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome
-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.
by Grimgold April 21, 2019
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Good time Charlie

A person with a certain level of responsibility, such as a police officer or military. Who basically fucks off on their duties party, do/sell drugs, etc.
“You swear an oath to protect citizens above yourself every time you wear that uniform, but we all know you’re just a good time Charlie…you’re under arrest for taking bribes, drug trafficking, and solicitation of a prostitute. Hand over your badge and gun. And the other gun. And the other one, and the other, and that one…..”
by Xxjuggalo_killaxX592 August 8, 2023
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happy fappy fun time

The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.
Last Friday was a straight up Happy Fappy Fun Time
by mrbigpapa123456 March 25, 2016
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sesquiple-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sesquiple-first-cousin.
2- Sesquiple-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
7- Sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed.
My sesquiple-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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