Mr.Bartender

Mr.Bartender is an odd Tv Head entity/Cryptid that roams the digital plane. They can mostly be seen in VRC (Virtual Reality Chat) around bars and clubs. He usually brings wisdom and kindness to the atmosphere. However, over time you'll start to question whether or not he's human or a real AI. Some have noticed when he talks 1-4 different voices can be heard almost as if there's multiple personalities trying to escape. A whimsical person but with a long and mysterious past.

That Mr.Bartender fellow is an odd one. But I would be lying if I said he wasn't entertaining.

by Virtual Cryptid Hunter October 11, 2024

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mr mix

that type of friend that gets really pissy when you don't make your tomato sauce correctly

john, I'm sorry I can't make pasta sauce, you're being such a mr mix >:(

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 18, 2024

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MR. U

MR. ULALUNE.
MR. UNIVERSE.
MR. U

MR. U, I'LL ASK AGAIN

by FintrisOrchid October 30, 2024

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mr. whale

THE SLICE OF GARBAGE ON GAMEJOLT

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck

by elsqued November 1, 2024

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Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.

Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!

by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024

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Mr Mckenna

Mr McKenna is an amazing math teacher that is super cool. However, this hoe will NOT give a nigga a break from some math packets bro. We will call gangsters moms, he will stand in an elevator with a man with a gun while only worrying about his wings, he will teach you algebra but he will SEND YOUR ASS TO THE GODDAMN FOG IF YOU DARE NOT FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK. He chill though, just don't bring up taxes or 9/11 and you should be good.

"DAMN, MR MCKENNA SENT MY MOM TO THE FOG BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DO HER MATH PACKET!!"
"Mr McKenna is good at teaching algebra."
"Mr McKenna just killed the school intruder because he interrupted his math class."

by ImLikeActuallyTheMothman November 20, 2024

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