Playing me too close

It’s a warning that someone is doing something that’s pissing you off and there will be consequences if they continue.

The store security guard kept watching me in the store when I was shopping so I told him, “fuck off, you’re playing me too close!”

by 15knicks March 13, 2022

me when ur mom

an expression used to compare what just happened to the action of violent ejaculation, which occurs when beholding your mother.

albert: haha look at the coke and mentos explosion!
chadwick: yes, it looks a lot like me when ur mom

by W.E.M. February 15, 2022

Fuck me right in the pussy

A line used to interrupt television news reporters.

Reporter : 10 people were killed in a
Passerby : Fuck me right in the pussy.
Reporter : Sorry for that.

by Cocksucker99999 May 30, 2018

every me and every you

Every me and every you is a fanfic where spencer Reid and y/n get into bdsm. You can find this fanfiction on Wattpad.

Have you read every me and every you yet?

by Peachygubler August 6, 2020

Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken😢
JUICY ahh i was through and hoping🤧
Wednesday my aunt's arms were open🤕
Thursday waiting for love💔

Monday left me broken JUICY-

by imbatukam June 8, 2023

don't make me laugh

something that you say when someone has suggested something that you think is not at all likely to happen

'You never know, Pete might help out.' 'Pete? Help out? Don't make me laugh!'

by omomo November 16, 2013

ride me like a rodeo

(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)

a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man

b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm

yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)

by Sexydimma November 23, 2016