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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF
by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023
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Band kid

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.
Brendan is such an annoying band kid.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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disastered kids

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a group of young people totally ruined by life
Adela: Oh, my dissertation is disaster.
Kaja: Well, mine too.
Adela: Does it means we are disastered kids now?
by adel_deer April 4, 2022
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Netflix Kids

A group of kids/teens in a Netflix show or movie that are able to figure anything out, fight anyone, and become diet superheroes for the sake of the plot.
"Man I hate the characters in this movie. They're just a bunch of Netflix Kids".
by BillyHerrington March 10, 2023
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Kid

Little dudes and dudettes who cant do anything at least that’s what adults think
by Danisabot October 6, 2020
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Kid

Kids are top
by Radomgirl234 April 8, 2019
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