Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

Breakdown-Double-Pre

When you and your bro plan on double teaming a nice young lady but then you both can’t get it up cuz you’re too coked out.

Me and Luke we’re gonna Eiffel Tower this broad last night but then it turned out to be a Breakdown-Double-Pre.

by Stanley The Steamer January 29, 2018

Double facial trouble

Giving a facial to two of my grandkids

I double facial trouble my grandkids before they leave

by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025

Double standard

Double standards dont come from society, they come from people. Therefore any double standard in a female's favor usually come from females.

You could tell it bothered the female quick to point out other people's double standards to point out her own double standards, she still couldnt see how they made her as much of a hypocrite (or a narcissist) as everybody else (even males). A taste of your own medicine and shit isnt always delicious, is it?

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.

Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.

by Dinglebear April 30, 2022

double doosin .

when you WEAK ASFFF , you end up acting high .

brodie- yo you saw that video I sent you ?

me - yeaaa , shit had me DOUBLE DOOSIN .

by double doosin May 22, 2020