Up Your Butt

Another way of saying “fuck you” or “your mom”.

Me: Where’s the other bike?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 25, 2022

nigerian butt hole

Another word for a black hole

The Apollo astronauts fell in to a Nigerian butt hole

by Nocappernokizzer October 27, 2022

Plumber-Butt Syndrome

Whenever you see a man or woman, (typically a man in his round weight probably like 200's), who deny too wear belts in public, their pants ever so gently slip down to reveal their ass crack. This is commonly referred to plumbers, who have it happen naturally whilst working on pipes. Its a mystery how their booties keep escaping the fiber confinement that is jeans.

Man 1: "Aye didya get that wrench for me?"
Man 2: "Nah, i was starin at ya ass, i think you got plumber-butt syndrome. You really gotta buy a belt."
Man 1: "Maybe i gotta buy you a pair of glasses."

by smöls November 5, 2022

Butt naked face

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.

She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg

by Wildbloc January 1, 2022

Butt crack jack

Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.

Butt crack jack the little kid who gets smacked!

by Farting Tim March 20, 2022

BUTT FUCKING AT 300mph

SONIC SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

We BUTT FUCKING AT 300mph tonight

by WaterIsBadForCondomsCuzTheyWet March 31, 2022

hot butt sex

Term used to troll your non homosexual bros. Usually used in conversation to replace “I would totally fuck you if I were a girl”

*Friend shows you a picture of themselves in an outfit to get your opinion*

NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”

ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”

*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*

by BIGBOOTYBRI April 18, 2022