Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011

saucy fuck

Being so saucy, but sill being a fuck. A cocky fuck.

Why'd you jump off a bridge, you saucy fuck!?!

by SaucyJew April 26, 2017

Fuck That Message

Instead of being left on, "seen" or "read" this is a term for when the other individual purposefully ignores your text message, refusing to so much as open it. They do things like post or interact with others, clearly skipping over your sorry cry for help.

"She posted on her instagram page, and still hasn't opened my text. I can't believe she left me on fuck that message."

"Ugh he sent me something again... I think I'm going to leave him on fuck that message."

by Alowheeze August 22, 2017

Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

fuck it for now

a phrase used when you need to do something important but decide to do something unimportant instead.

fuck it for now

by david hagen March 1, 2011

Fuck frosting

The flaky remains left behind after a woman has a formal bout with a dick for any mentionable amount of time.

"I thought it was sand in my bed until I recalled railing that old cougar until she shed fuck frosting on my four hundred count egyptian."

"I'd really like to try on these fashionable swimming trunks today while I'm at the mall, but I'm free balling it and still have fuck frosting all over my johnson from this morning."

by Tattered October 13, 2011

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017