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mom be like humour

Where a 20-year-old describes their experiences with their mom from the perspective of a 9-year-old
"haha don't you just hate it when mom doesn't let you game past 10 pm" Said by 20-year-old single adult engaging in mom be like humour.
by momoniemoproblem February 20, 2023
mugGet the mom be like humourmug.

we dont swing like that bro

when ur friend wants to date u
friend; yo bro i need something to tell u friend 2; what is it friend; i want to date u and have kids with u and i also want to have sex friend2;we dont swing like that bro
by 99994 February 14, 2023
mugGet the we dont swing like that bromug.
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
by Handle100 August 8, 2023
mugGet the Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoemug.

Like I care....

Something somebody says when they don't care. Yeah literally that's it.
YO Jessica!!! Look at my new Versace purse!!!! " Like I care....Its ugly anyway..."
by Nelldoesthings December 24, 2022
mugGet the Like I care....mug.

Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
mugGet the Like Patrolmug.

I like her more

I like her more then she likes me because yeah
by asjegaseafgwieuayweinf December 31, 2020
mugGet the I like her moremug.

Some like it hot

Anyone who hasn't heard of Some Like it Hot or doesn't like it are straight
by Auguss June 11, 2023
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