Drop the kids off at the pool

An Australian slang term for taking a shit

"Be right back, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" "You have kids?" "Nah, I'm taking a shit!"

by BatmanSupermanRobin December 8, 2014

Rocks-My-Face-Off

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

by Jordan February 29, 2004

dancing my ass off

Dancing till your ass tears apart

Last night at the party, I was dancing my ass off. What an amazing night, pity i cant remember any of it!!!!

by imyourbiggestfan October 20, 2010

mexican stand off

An activity in which two males stand in front of each other wanking it until one of them finishes and he is declared the victor.

Friend: "Dude, why are you sad and all sticky??"

Tanner: ...I just lost the mexican stand off.."

by Danimal170 September 26, 2012

ran off on the plug twice

When you meet up with a drug dealer and run away with the drugs without paying.

drug dealer plug plug thug

Plies "Ritz Carlton" lyrics: "Ran off on the plug twice, he steady callin and i ain't callin back"

drug dealer plug plug thug

by Martinette's 2nd daughter September 25, 2016

Get off my lawn

The way a grumpy old man greets small children playing soccer while he's sitting in a rocking chair.

Children: Sir? Can we have our ball back?
Grumpy old man: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!11ONEONE!!1!!!!1

by Honkbalpet December 11, 2010

bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two naked or partially clothed men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.

Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Fuck yeah! Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

by Der Red Baron September 16, 2008