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depression fart

“MAN SHE CHEATED ON ME. *depression fart*”

Amongus_fart 

A weirdo obsessed with kaeya and poop jokes
Wow amongus_fart is so weird and quirky
Amongus_fart by Shrimpyshrompy September 11, 2021

brain fart 

something that you know how to do, but temperarly forgot.
or you just got a brain fart because you wernt thinking clearly.
dont you hate brain farts?
brain fart by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021

Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty

Penis-Fart 

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Penis-Fart by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021

Jug fart 

Where you fart into a jug.
I just had a jug fart last night using the teacher’s marble jar for the classroom that she uses for earning points for good behavior 😂😂😂😂😳
Jug fart by Alx.777 October 21, 2021