your mom

1. The woman who gave birth to you and/or raised you.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.
Dick: '...therefore, your argument can be proven irrefutably incorrect.'
Jane: 'Your mom!'

Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'

Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'

Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'

by Something_Vague June 17, 2007
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your maw

Your maw is the butt of every joke see your mom
by hex_ten February 02, 2004
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YOUR NAN

Person1:what time is it.

Person2:YOUR NAN
by WAGGY MAN March 30, 2018
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Your Face

An insult aligned Your Mom and Yo Face and is used
a.when you can't think of anything better to say at the end of a sentance.
a.
Guy: You suck and you really can't deny it.
Girl: Yeah well, YOUR FACE!

b.
Guy: You know what makes me mad?
Girl: Whut?
Guy: YOUR FACE!
by Emz October 19, 2004
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Your Face

Your Face has become a very popular come back, especially among college students. It can be used in many forms such as: so is your face, your face, face, or complete facial!.... Sometimes people can even have full conversations with just this concept of your face. We use it if we have nothing else to say..... Your face is a perfect filler when you are at loss for words. Patty is your face all the time.
Patty: So Panda, what are you doing right now?
Panda: Ummmm.... ::Looks at computer screen, then quickly looks at Patty with an evil eye:: YOUR FACE!!!
Patty: ::Angrily:: YOUR FACE!!
Panda: ShU-Uh!! I hate your face's life!
Patty: Oh My Gah!!!! I can't stand the pain of your face!
Panda: Your face's face!
Patty: I cannot travel in this direction!
Panda: Your face can't travel in any direction!
Patty: You're a complete Facial McFacestein!
Panda: Huuurrrkk - - - - Blech.....
Patty: ::silence::... Haha, Face.
Therefor, Patty has prevailed.
by AmandownPanda March 18, 2008
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Your Yellow

Your Yellow is someone who’s always been there for you through ups and downs, they can always make you laugh and never judge you! They are someone who makes you happy beyond compare and you don’t know what you’d do without them.
Random: “Who’s Your Yellow?”
Makayla: “Brielle is my Yellow!” 🥺
by Calm Chicken Nugget November 27, 2020
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YOUR MOM

Holy cow, i'm horny. Hey Phil, where is your mom at?
by mastamike January 09, 2004
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