Poop Tea

When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.

"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."

by Aloe Vivid Rue October 22, 2015

funny poop

when u take a fat shit and its looks funny

look at that funny poop

by cowboiiii November 1, 2020

poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak

jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard

by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008

Poop cork

When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.

Poop cork: Thank god I popped that "Poop cork" because the stomach pains were unbearable.

by bachmanitoven October 21, 2012

Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019

Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

poop

So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"

by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 July 10, 2015