awkward window

A cars electric window that moves slower when trying to block out an something awkward, such as an argument outside the car.
We were sitting in Mels car when the neighbours came out and had a massive argument, but Mels awkward window took FOREVER to block it out.
by melmic July 14, 2010
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windows 69

windows but nice
also windows lol edition
"hey have you checked out windows 69?"
"bro"
"windows 69 doesn't exist"
by BenSav March 30, 2021
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sticky window

the clear film of lady slime which is deposited between the fingers after withdrawal of said digits.
after my fisting of her, she gave me sticky windows.
by ali barber September 25, 2003
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Window Licker

A child with a disease in the head; One who rides a short bus
by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018
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windows 98

A fairly okay OS that seems to crash a lot more often when used by geeks and Linux zealots, especially those who claim that Windoze is soooooo easy to use. Well if it is easy to run, then you shouldn't have a problem running it in the first place.
Or could it be true that geeks truly are less intelligent than they claim they are after all?
A clean install does not mean just loading the fricking OS onto the computer. Any Windoze-using idiot knows that Windows 98 reboots a bunch of times before the system becomes operational, and requires the CD THROUGHOUT the ENTIRE installation process.
by Jobris May 10, 2004
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Windows XP

An operating system known for its revolutionary ability to restart its OS shell and most of its services automatically and almost imperceptibly - without user's awareness and intervention, thus giving an appearence of being much more stable then its predecessors. Has to be installed with network cable plugged out, otherwise gets infected by all sorts of digital microorganisms even before its first run. Tries to connect to obscure destinations about 12 times during install process. Good for consumer-type individuals and large corporations where initial laziness well evolved into symbiosis of corruption and incompetence.
Wow - it's another patch tuesday! Let's go crazy and patch all our Windows XP production servers first!
by solenoid February 01, 2006
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Window Tinting

When one spooges on a female or male's eyeglasses.
I forgot my condoms last night so when I had to pull out I panicked and totally started window tinting Sheila.
by Todetta October 26, 2011
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