make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

hockey gab

a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard

“hey hockey gab”

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020

Brown Hockey Mask

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus

John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me

by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

hockey ass

having a large bubble butt

GD gunther has a hockey ass

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021

Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms

"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin

by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021

Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023