Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

uncle awful

An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"

When I asked you to call me Uncle Awful, I wanted you to mean it

by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016

Uncle Sticksticko

That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.

Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?

by stoopidhead March 6, 2009

Uncle Phil

Top Dolla

LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.

by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023

Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016

uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019