by SouthernPlayboi June 07, 2018
A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts
Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
by Luna253 December 30, 2023
When a large man with a beard stuffs both his hands into his own bung and the sound he makes sounds like a turbo spooling.
by Wf123190 June 26, 2017
A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
by WayneTower September 06, 2012
A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.
Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.
Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!
Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch
10 seconds later
Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.
Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.
Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!
Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch
10 seconds later
Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.
Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!
by Cazaam October 22, 2014