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Touch Parts

Vincent, I think we should touch parts.”
by Tbautista February 28, 2019
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Liar's Touch

Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
by Rayae February 9, 2021
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Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
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Trump's touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.
by Zariza January 31, 2020
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hush touch

When you touch someone enough to get them to shut up about not being loved
You barely even touch me anymore brian! I get hush touch that's it
by Legally Burnett August 21, 2017
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The Microsoft Touch

A subversion of the Midas touch, where instead of whatever the king, or in this context, company, Touches, Or acquires, turns to shit rather than gold. The term is based on Microsoft's constant acquisitions of companies that almost immediately get liquidated or produce nothing but garbage afterward.

A good example of this is Rareware, a gold standard for games on the Nintendo64, and even earlier for the SNES. Being notorious for producing a large amount of critically acclaimed games. Until Microsoft acquired them in 2002, where they essentially were a dead company afterward.

This same loop can be seen with various companies, platforms, and games bought out by them and other companies. Skype is another perfect example of this.
"I hope the Microsoft Touch doesn't get to Discord, I really don't want it to turn into Sykpe 2"
by HyruleOrphan May 13, 2021
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crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual
1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?
by Ca2en September 19, 2017
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