Dirty Third of a Dozen

Used to describe a group of 4 troublemaking guys. First used on Main Street in front of Noel's Jewlery, St. Charles MO in 1998 as a potential name for the shortest lived (3hrs) 4 man gang.

"We could be the 'Dirty Third of a Dozen.'" - Mike B.

by Thanatos February 2, 2005

Third EYE Blind

When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "

Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3

by jaibone8 October 30, 2010

bloody third eye

Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.

nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.

by king of knowledge September 18, 2003

Third 1 out

a band that is playing local shows in colorado at the time but has the potential to be just as famous as Blink 182

Lets go to the third 1 out concert guys!!!

by Nick November 10, 2003

third people

When referring to a group of people in the third person

Dick: Jane's parents are weird.

Jane's Mom: Did you just refer to me in the third people?

Dick: Yes, yes I did.

by nobloodnofoul April 27, 2009

third eye blunt

It’s when you take your blunt and put it to the center of your four head after you are finished hitting it Representing your third eye being open

Yo let’s go watch young dagger dick snap all he does is hit the blunt and put it to his head Young dagger dick invented the third eye blunt

by idontgetscared February 18, 2019

Emotional third wheel

The act of being with a person who is trying to comfort another person when you have no real reason to be there. You are not helping in the act, though you originally intended to. You appear to just be a random person sitting next to someone who is trying to emotionally comfort another.

My friend James was comforting some girl because she had a fallout with her boyfriend. I was gonna help comfort her too, but he kinda took over. I felt like I was an emotional third wheel and left them to their talking and cuddling session.

by Anon Y. Mous 74 October 6, 2013