kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.

“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof”

by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023

Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

kitchen sink

A sink found in a kitchen. The first kitchen sink was made is 1820.

"Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?" - Kitchen Sink by Twenty One Pilots

by sigmapilots November 26, 2025

Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."

Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!

by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024

OGs of McDonald’s kitchen crew

When you first start working at McDonalds you meet the OG kitchen crew of your time they will train you until you replace them and become a OG and so the cycle continues

Have you heard the OGs of McDonald’s kitchen crew had been scheduled for the Friday dinner rush

by Scooty_alreadyinuse May 11, 2024