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Jonathan

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan
by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.
ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick
by the best pimp April 23, 2019
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Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.
by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019
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Jonathan Dillon

A very handsome man that is very talented amd creative. He has gorgeous eyes usually hazel and/or green, thick dirty blond(e) hair, black or brown eyebrows and other amazing body features. He is some what tall, usually taller than most guys and girls but definitely makes you feel safe when around him. He cares about everyone no matter how annoying or ignorant you may be and will always try to help you, just ask. Though he may be mean sometimes he always feels deep inside wrong and usually apologizes and if not he knows that the person he hurt will feel bad hurting him. Jonathan Dillon can be lazy, but very hard working at times, he is great at being sarcastic, quiet at times and very athletic. He likes to play video games and work on computers, he is wonderful at making music, helping others and healing people. This wonderful man can do a lot of things because of how smart and creative he is... Just think about him if you know him and think about all the good times you've had with him even if they turned out bad.
by The hand down from God May 14, 2018
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Jonathan Atwood

Jonathan atwood is a wonderful thing. It is very sexy and is muscly. Very big strong man, 200 solo wins in fortnite
by The_destoyer69 May 21, 2018
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