Christopher

He be scamming all y’all.

Don’t let him Christopher you!

by CK (not Christopher) November 22, 2021

Christopher Robb

This man has better taste in waifus than you and has probably got a bigger dick to. But do not dispair because its ok to be wrong and have a micro penis. It's hard to be on the same level as this man just getting close should be cause for celebration.

Christopher Robb is on another dimension to us mortals

by Pen of god November 22, 2021

Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 20, 2023

christopher

the best man ever

the smartest guy you'll meet

omg is that christopher
omg omg omg omg omg it is

by 1414144141 October 3, 2018

Christopher S

A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.

Girl 1 - who is that!!

girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!

Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(

by Soggy balls November 13, 2023

christopher daniel wiseman

Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock

Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him

by allamerican1996 November 1, 2013

Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

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