A boy who cares about life and doesn't want life to end and like to play games and hanging out with friends
by Arterex February 11, 2018
The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
by Nick dick ass throat February 11, 2018
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by Jay4455 December 03, 2023
Carlos is a cool guy but he has no respect for his closest friends. He tries to take your stuff and gets mad at you when you point it out. He blames things on other people and is just an all around first class loser. Carlos is a jerk.
Shaniqua: “hey have you seen Carlos B’s new car?”
Jake: “yea I can’t believe he had to copy you”
Shaniqua: “yea I know it’s such a carlos thing to do”
Jake: “yea I can’t believe he had to copy you”
Shaniqua: “yea I know it’s such a carlos thing to do”
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