Two hot guys that are so good looking that no matter who you are you immediately want to take off your underwear and throw it at them.
Carlos and Jorge passed by and I immediately felt compelled by their hotness to take off my 1000 dollar thong and throw it to them said the nun and the priest while tag teaming with the pastor and his secretary.
by DonkeysaurusRex May 6, 2018
Get the carlos and jorgemug. The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
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Get the carlo vallettamug. Carlo is a man like you haven't met before. His charming and personable manner wraps you around your finger, as does his expressiveness. He's a good skater, but not a typical poser skater boy. The loving and warm charisma is underlined by his blue eyes, whereby you will also be generally very impressed by his appearance. The brown hair, the cool style ... To kneel down. But superficiality alone is not enough for Carlo, since the whole being is so indescribably beautiful that it cannot be put into words. You feel safe in his arms, nestled against his slim body. But not only that - you feel at home.
by inyourname November 21, 2021
Get the Carlomug. A dude who plays soccer, he usually hangs out with a Wendy Kamille, etc, he is the most fun person to hang out with, he likes Naruto, and he has so many friends
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Get the Carlomug. Carlo is a very chill and calm person, He is very nice and cool about a lot of things. In short Carlo is a G. But sometimes he gets caught and dragged outta school by the cop. Other than that he is pretty cool. And he has a big nose.
by SalvadorMAN April 9, 2021
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