Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups

Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day

by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024

Brad

Brad is that kid who always bullies you as a joke. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's tiring. He will also grief your minecraft world if you're not careful but sometimes he can be a real brother. Just remember to never trust a Brad

Omg Brad griefed my minecraft world and told me to kill myself 😒

by Not 🅱️alden July 16, 2020

Brad Sibley

One sexy fella the best lover there is and one hell of a fine fella sometimes he smells like sweaty skunk butt, and his false teeth fell out on the floor when he sneezed and he picked them up and put them back in his mouth

But he is still one sexy beast

I wish i was Brad Sibley.

by Bradisafool June 25, 2016

Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019

Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude

“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”

by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018

Busy As Brad

To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.

Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.

Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...

by bradbusy August 22, 2019

Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012