by patrick boobies June 16, 2021
Get the patrick boobiesmug. 
A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
Get the Patrick Statementmug. Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 19, 2023
Get the Patrick spraymug. The name of a song that was made by someone with hot bars and the same level of disrespect of a abusive father after a few beers
Ronald:You ever heard of To angry patrick
Nick:Nope
Ronald:You should listen to it since the person who made it is so hot and sexy
Nick:Nope
Ronald:You should listen to it since the person who made it is so hot and sexy
by I am not the pope I swear February 27, 2021
Get the To Angry Patrickmug. Most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. Handsome, kind, caring, funny and the most perfect boyfriend ever. He’s an absolute keeper, a bfgb - big friendly giant boyfriend
by I-love-you/dude October 13, 2019
Get the Patrick Ahernemug. by Queenisbest July 31, 2022
Get the patrick starmug.