plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.

She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!

by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015

Drench-Kissing

The act of drowning one's partner in saliva while kissing.

If you want to stay in a relationship, avoid drench-kissing!

I'm breaking up with Bobby, he's a drench-kisser!

by Brodhisattva@twitter September 19, 2013

porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.

Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.

by anymm July 9, 2014

The Brown Kiss

Verb: Most intimate of all kisses. One puts one's anus next to one's partner's anus and puckers them together to make a kiss. The hand sign for it is two fists together and then a kiss motion and moving away from each other in an OK gesture.

I gave my beloved the brown kiss, our love has never been greater. It is most intimate of all kisses.

by Willabark April 14, 2014

Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017

Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.

I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.

by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016

Kiss day

Kiss someone on the cheek or hand.

“Hey Jessica it is national kiss day want a kiss?”
Yea🙃."

by Some1:) November 5, 2019