Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.
Tom:Did you see Brads new car?
Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .
Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .
by DRANGO May 8, 2017
Get the half flexmug. When you flex your girl, your showing her off to everybody posting pics with each other & being a simp because you want everybody to be jealous.
by Flex yo girl December 5, 2020
Get the Flexmug. Delayed Flexing in the simplest terms, is during the time that school comes back in, waiting to flex until after everyone else come back from the summer. Every body will wanna flex on them thotties when they come back from summer right? We’ll, wait till them broke ass boys are done and then come back one week looking fresh AF. Then you’ll stand out to them hot hunnies ya know?
Broke ass boy: Damn how is Tommy pulling all these hoes? I came back looking nice as hell and got no booty.
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess
by ColdRice August 2, 2018
Get the Delayed Flexingmug. Flexing one's muscles either literally or figuretively . Seems to be a practice common amongst celebrities of various ilks and persuasions.
1 Rhonda rowsey performed her diva flex by showing off her biceps just before the boxing match. 2 sly stallone did. His diva flex by arriving to the set in a golf cart and insisting that none of the crew look him in the eye or speak directly to him.
by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021
Get the Diva flexmug. by Ahliefam May 9, 2022
Get the Dunno flexmug. This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔
Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020
Get the Flex tapemug. Is when someone show off their wealth or their a body physical attribute (e.g. huge muscles, blue eyes, etc) on people he/she think that they envy them.
"Bro, I took a picture of myself after the gym and posted it on instagram to flex on them Haters."
"Man, this guy keep posting his new Ferrari on his social media feeds to flex on them haters"
"Man, this guy keep posting his new Ferrari on his social media feeds to flex on them haters"
by Rebel in a locked space June 10, 2022
Get the Flex on them Hatersmug.