Flatbed cold

A degree of coldness that can only be compared to being naked on the back of a flatbed truck

It's flatbed cold outside

by Cordelia Weedmark produced by November 7, 2019

Cold zoo

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present

I have to go have a cold zoo

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017

toasty cold

Noun - the condition of coolness experienced when sliding into a snug, freshly made bed in a room with low temperature.

Adjective - used to describe a bed in such a condition.

I was so tired that all I looked forward to was the toasty cold sheets as my aching legs slid along them.

by TheKurgan1965 June 15, 2010

Colding skov

A guy named Colding Skov as last name, is usually always geared with a big charger.

God he has a big charger, he must be name Colding Skov.

by Nulto4 May 11, 2021

cold tip

When the tip of your penis is cold, it almost feels like there is fluid coming out. Can be associated with precum or not being able to hold it in anymore.

Damn this woman is hot, is this precum or just a cold tip?

by darkcat November 7, 2021

texan cold

Any temperature below 70 degrees F.

Melissa-Can you believe how beautiful the weather is today? It's a sunny 55 degrees
Angie- This is summer? Let me grab my sweater. It may be sunny, but that is Texan Cold sister. I'm not from Ohio.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC December 31, 2015