closet ghetto

a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.

Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.

by McLovin June 27, 2007

Closet Hoe

A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used

She thinks she is better than these other hoes cause she is a closet hoe!

by Red Wine February 19, 2019

closet monster

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!

by Pimpin November 20, 2004

closet christians

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.

The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.

by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006

closet hippy

someone who refuses to believe they are a hippy even though they wear tie-dye t shirts and act like a hippy.

Person 1: "You are such a closet hippy"
Person 2 (wearing tie-dye): "No Im not!!!"

by Snowboard Chick November 28, 2009

Emperor Of The Closet

Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.

Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.

by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006

Closet Slut

Person who has sex a lot with many different people and just lays there.
Can usally get the person in your room buy typing "Want to watch a movie ;)"

"Want to watch a movie ;)"
She says, "I'll be over in a minute!!"

by Frankenstine January 30, 2005