Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

Taylor swift

incredibly hot woman with a curvy body

"oh damn you saw that pic of Taylor Swift"
" she's so damn hot look at that stomach of hers, well fed"

by nuclear bitch May 29, 2024

dakota swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019

Taylor Swift

The type of musician to continuously simp for NFL players

"My name is Taylor Swift and i want to bang the whole kansas city cheifs team!!!!"

by sculman107 February 11, 2024

acvf talor swift

It means stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are acvf talor swift

by Ghffbhwhegenjgs September 17, 2017

Taylor swift

Taylor swift is a overrated bum that make shit music

This is so bad it is like Taylor swift

by Pollo👍🦅🗣️ May 24, 2024

taylor swift

taylor swift is the best artist ever and listening to taylor swift will instantly make you feel better so never turn down a opportunity to listen to taylor swift

me-hey you wanna know who the best singer is?
x-who??
me-taylor swift duh!!

by yourgoodmommy813 February 18, 2023