smartass TV

A smart TV that doesn’t fucking need to be one.

So every smart TV.

Nobody would ever want to have a smartass TV that collects your data, shows you ads, and has a wiretap that goes straight to the government.

by the riverside November 15, 2023

Smartassical

The action, or relation to being a smartass.

dude1: I hate people who are so smartassical
dude2: Hm, yes. 'Smartassical'

by Funxey August 10, 2024

Smartassical

The action of, or the relation to smartassery/smartass behavior

dude1: i hate smartasses.
dude2: you could say you hate smartassical people.
dude1: i hate you.

by Funxey August 10, 2024

spartan rage

To rail with immense rage, similar to Kratos and Aphrodite

Did you go full spartan rage on her?

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

spartan rage

When a Spartan soldier punishes an Athenian civilian after a battle.

Spartan Rage example:
Kratos: "Who's God nigga"
Atreus: "You zaddy"

by yeskingproductions June 7, 2024

smartass whiteboy

Smartass whiteboy is a sexy caucasian male from Western Kentucky who is always ready for a good time. Has a slick mouth and fun to be around...

That smartass whiteboy is cool. He's funny af also!

by Smartass whiteboy June 15, 2024

Spartanburg IOU

When a young couple are frustrated during coitus, perhaps before, but definitely during one of them or both defecate themselves and make up in the morning

Babe, I don’t know what I would do without you in that Spartanburg IOU

by moeswoes February 4, 2026