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Angsty Squares

"My dude, do ya got anymore angsty squares on ya? "

"Yeah man, I'll hook ya up"
by Chaotic_neutral_memes January 2, 2019
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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
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selfie squared

The act of Taking a selfie of your selfie
by Urban fanatic May 5, 2015
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toke a square

The act of smoking a cigarette, or "toking" it.
"Damn, Lucas is really about to go outside and toke a square!"
by Nimblefingers April 4, 2017
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square fingering

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.
"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"
by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015
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awesomeness squared

it awesomeness taken up a level...using the mathematical concept that anything multiplied by itself becomes something bigger and better...so...awesomeness multiplied by awesomeness equals even more awesomeness...
by Disco Heartattack July 14, 2005
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Pinky Square

A more intense and meaningful version of a pinky swear. If you were to "pinky square" your love to someone, it would mean more than any old pinky swear or promise.
Jacob, I Pinky Square to love you forever.
by Emily and Jacob November 25, 2009
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