A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
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First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
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First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
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Guy 1: Yo! Did you hear that Kale Bennett drew another drawing of Topless Ema Skye?!
Guy 2: I'm straight up jorking it rn.
Guy 2: I'm straight up jorking it rn.
by Bobby Fulbright February 10, 2025
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Person 1: Omg did you see the day 62 drawing?! Topless Ema Skye was so hot!
Person 2: I'm literally jorking it.
Person 2: I'm literally jorking it.
by Bobby Fulbright February 10, 2025
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Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?
Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?
Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024
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