Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.
"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".
by The Shanners February 28, 2016
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shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots
Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets
by nuppington January 13, 2023
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A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.
by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023
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A shitter is someone that has 0pr in fn ligit boxed u like a fish ur so free freer than a public bathroom so free litterly dog water dont talk to me shitter
by Fortniteprohackergod4847203 January 27, 2021
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Daniel only got 1kill all game, and mainly sat in a corner, therefor he is a "shitter"
by TheRealProfessional March 24, 2021
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Shitter

someone who regularly spends more than one hour per day taking a crap
person 1: How long has person 3 been in the bathroom?
person 2: probably 3 hours by now
person 1: Oh my fucking god, he's such a shitter
by Chadgtnz May 25, 2021
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GET SHIT ONNNNNNNNN YOU SHITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by No bitches March 10, 2022
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