Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

Seal

A mini Whale. A whale is a player that invests a lot of real world money in a game that has pay-to-win mechanics (i.e. buying overpowered items to compensate for a lack of skill).

Player: Arf Arf
Seal: ???
Player: I'm calling you free meat, seal.

by Freznicklattebottom May 6, 2020

seal

something that you club

Do you want to go seal clubbing?

by fucking normies REEEEe October 25, 2017

Karma seal

Karma seal plays a big role in the anime boruto it is like an otsutsuki’s usb drive when and otsutsuki dies they implant karma and the nearest creature to turn their body in their karma seal can work two ways the otsutsuki turning vessels body into their or the vessel learning to use karma there are different types of karma the one described now kawaki’s karma seal which has no otsutsuki or white karma

Momoshiki: *dies
Karma seal: downloading

by Randomguy683 March 6, 2021

hilton seale

a wanna be frat boy who thinks he’s the shit, a suck up to upperclassmen, a future member of NELK

DUDE IM SO HILTON SEALE

by JULIA WILLIAMS123 December 5, 2023

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal Team Six

Intelligence incomprehensible to the average human. The squad with great leaders who could conquer all.

Seal Team Six is at it again.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015