Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.

"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"

by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021

Mongolian Sandy

The act of having sek with a sandwich by inserting the penis in between the two slices of bread.

Man 1: I think we should have a Mongolian Sandy
Sandwich 2:

by Sandwichfucker69 December 6, 2025

talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.

“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Sandyed

When your only personality trait is that you had sex one time. You also resemble an extremely injured burn victim more than a person. Your only redeemable trait is having a K/D over 1.0 in warzone.

Do really we have to hang out with Alex?? He has such a Sandyed personality.

by B31 representing June 10, 2020

sandy special

The act of wrapping your penis in sand paper and blasting someones asshole with your fat cock, Aka engaging in anal sex with a penis covered in a sandpaper condom!

Last night i gave shelly the Sandy Special, her dirt road will never be the same!

by Junktap April 28, 2014

Sandy hart

Fat fuck that looks like a cow and laughs at her own fucking joke that fat fuck is a horrible ass bitch that never teaches what she needs to

Student:Have u seen the new teacher
Student 2:Yeah I heard she's a Sandy hart

by 12346idk April 17, 2017