salty goodness

someone who is really hot

omg, look at that guy! his totally salty goodness

by stace September 9, 2003

Salty nipples

A nipple that is slaty and or overly hairy.
This saltyness maybe caused by excessive sweating, faggishness or due to non showering.

Is nomally found on fags like Kyle Gaas, Arron Carter, Robert Pattenson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the EXTEREME SUPER FAG Justen Beiber.

Dude #1: "I did this hot chick lastnight but she had Salty nipples it was like licking my own balls"
Dude #2 "That wasn't a chick that was Justen Beiber, and why would you know how saly your own balls are?"
Dude #1"We will never speak of this moment AGAIN"

by Ass crass July 10, 2010

Salty Spittoon

The act of blowing your load into a water bottle.

dude i just made a salty spittoon, wanna dump it on my brother?

by sausageking69 March 18, 2011

safety net

A term used in the game show Deal or No Deal when the majority of low amounts are still in play, but there are two high amounts to justify continuing the game.

Howie Mandel: Now the question is: deal or no deal.
Contestant: $275,000 is life-changing, but the $300,000 and $400,000 boxes are still in play! So I still have my 'safety net'. No deal!!!

by allykatalack August 9, 2010

salty balls

to pour salt on a guy's balls, then use your tongue to lick the salt off

Audra makes sure to carry salt packages in her purse, so that she is always ready to give Pete salty balls.

by urblegs February 6, 2009

Salty yoghurt slinger

crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears

"i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut"

by Mutts February 11, 2005

safety scissors

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

by Ceritus July 14, 2006