Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.

HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!

by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010

potatolicious

A noun or verb. 1. A potato that is very delicious. 2. Something that is very potatoey. 3. Something amazing.

1. He is very potatolicious.
2. The taco was very potatolicious.
3. 'Potatolicious dude!' He told his friend after the friend burped.

by PotatoliciousChick December 2, 2010

Potato Gazing

Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.

I was potato gazing all day yesterday.

by dukas July 14, 2011

Potato Head Pile Driver

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.

(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."

by sara's diary October 23, 2012

potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

by bopper4747 December 17, 2013

Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli

A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk

by Potato1 December 28, 2013

Potato

Sickest ️️lookin thing on the block

Jess: Bro is dat a potato
Cooper: Bloody oath it is m8

by Oldm8 September 28, 2015