soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023

Equinox Praetor

Highly trained swordsman named Morgan. which can "block, parry and dodge." And simps for some cultist that wants to summon a big reality consuming spider.

The Equinox Praetor's favorite food/breakfast is coffee and donuts.

by gub. August 25, 2023

Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.

The Tortured Poets Department is for me because I like to read.

by cloudstrawberry February 5, 2024

VLONE PRAETOR

Every June 24, the VLONE Praetor rises from ash as he releases his relentless fury among the reprobate of cold, known as Andrew Cold. He lurks within the depths of Limbo, an area between the heavens and the sins below. Satan quivers at the mere belief of such a being lurking the same cosmos as him.

Philbert: "I am the VLONE Praetor."

by donovanmcnabb June 24, 2024

Pocket Poetry

The inadvertent act of your phone typing gibberish while in your pocket. Can also happen with swipe text commonly these days.

Bro 1: "Big so if so just in da"
Bro 2: "Da fuck you on boi?"
Bro 1: Sorry man, pocket poetry"

by L_F_O February 10, 2024

Canine poetry

Poems or writing that use dogs, other canines, biting and barking as a metaphor.

"I relate to a lot of canine poetry"

"I love you like a dog."

"I will bark about the ache until it goes away, you will not know peace until my skin if off."

"W is for wolf, no one likes him at all."

by Rott.dpunk February 17, 2024

Gay Poet

A gay poet is one who is very silly, feels attraction to people of the same gender, and enjoys poetry.

Gay Poets are very awesome sauce individuals.

Person 1: “You know that guy?”

Person 2: “The one who likes men, poetry, and is very silly?”

Person 1: “Yeah, he’s definitely a gay poet.”

by Jötun February 20, 2024