to have relations of sexual nature and have zero attachment, commitment, or investment of emotions.
this includes homey-lover friends and fuckbuddies.
this includes homey-lover friends and fuckbuddies.
by ShawnH August 01, 2006
Feeling like like the person in a Simple Plan song (which are all basically the same).
Symptoms are:
1. You feel like your parents don't understand you, and you need to go do something rebellious.
2. You feel like nobody likes you an your life sucks.
3. Your girlfriend just dumped you and you are depressed, so you listen to Simple Plan
4. You want to run around and do crazy shit with your friends to blow off steam.
Symptoms are:
1. You feel like your parents don't understand you, and you need to go do something rebellious.
2. You feel like nobody likes you an your life sucks.
3. Your girlfriend just dumped you and you are depressed, so you listen to Simple Plan
4. You want to run around and do crazy shit with your friends to blow off steam.
Cases of Simple Plan Syndrome:
1. Mom, dad, you just don't get me! I'm gonna go graffiti a bridge
2. Man, my friends are all too busy for me! I hate my life!
3. I thought she loved me! WAAAA! "God must hate me" is the soundtrack of my life.
4. Dude I'm so pissed! Lets go drive around and get chased by cops!
1. Mom, dad, you just don't get me! I'm gonna go graffiti a bridge
2. Man, my friends are all too busy for me! I hate my life!
3. I thought she loved me! WAAAA! "God must hate me" is the soundtrack of my life.
4. Dude I'm so pissed! Lets go drive around and get chased by cops!
by gargoyle772 June 12, 2009
A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
by kyssable1 January 31, 2008
noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.
by Colin Basnett November 08, 2005
"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."
by timmay October 15, 2004
Amanda: Hey VK, are we still going tonight or is it plan B?
Veronica: Plan B, I don't feel like it... i drank too much last night.
Veronica: Plan B, I don't feel like it... i drank too much last night.
by Amanda Michelle May 17, 2008
Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.
Bob to himself: Dammit!
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.
Bob to himself: Dammit!
by Ketch August 11, 2007