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Nasty Pirate

When you explode your cannon-fire in a girl's eye and she covers it up with her hand like an eyepatch and lets out a hardy "ARRRRGH!!!".
After watching the Pirates of the Carribean movie, I was in the mood to role-play and decided to give my girl the Nasty Pirate.
by J.W.S. September 21, 2006
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pirate slap

A modified and more intense kind of a pimp slap, that when struck would remind the receptient of the pain felt by wenches in the days of pirates.
When becky got pirate slapped she thought to herself, wow this is what being a pirates wench must've felt like...
by Tdiddy May 13, 2005
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Lane pirate

Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.
Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"
by atomicthumbs March 26, 2008
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Pirate Dice

Nasty Teeth, Usually yellow or brown
That girl was hot, but she had a mouth full of pirate dice
by tb000000ne June 24, 2007
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Tales of Pirates

A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.
Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"

Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)
by Tsubaki January 11, 2009
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pirate steve

a disgusting fat high school drop out who believes it is his duty to mock everyone else. The epitome of an epic fail.
That guy is such a pirate steve. He's going no where with his life so he makes fun of everyone else.
by dexter528 December 9, 2009
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Backdoor Pirate

noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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