zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."
by orgasmic tomatoes November 28, 2014
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park and pee

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.
by cclevenger March 25, 2009
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Pee Spot

A pee spot is a dot of pee when you squart a little out. Typically on underwear,pants,shorts, and many other clothing types.
When he got home from his game, he had to pee so bad. So, he took off his shorts and cup and stood the looking at his blue and green boxers. He started to feel it when all this sudden it just came uncontrollably all over the wall and his shorts. He didn't know what to do so he opened up his dresser drawer with all his boxers, pulled down his peed on boxers and put his penis in the drawer and watched his penis finish its business. When it was finished, he fully took off his peed on boxers to see that there was this one big pee spot.
by Jeffblm123 November 26, 2016
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pee butter

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.
Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.
by Cutty83 January 17, 2012
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Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.
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Pee-Goggles

Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010
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peeing tool

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”
by JagBomb September 13, 2020
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