Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Parker

Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.

Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.

by Parkjano November 21, 2021

parker

the best person in the world

parker is very cool

by bonesndall May 24, 2022

Parker

Mentally disabled/ retarded and ugly

"That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."

by FREINDLYRETARD February 25, 2020

Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there ass or vagina. Meaning they let it stay. Both sexes apply

(Girl 1) bitch. Im such a dick parker the boys love it

by Im a dick parker September 3, 2018

Parker

Very cool and gets all the BIG BOOTY BITCHES. Makes Miles his bitch.

See Miles over there... Yeah Miles is Parkers bitch.

by WAAAAAAHWAh October 7, 2020

Colten W. Parker

A YouTuber named Colten W. Parker with a Goal to 1000 Subscribers

Hay do you know Colten W. Parker?

by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023