An example of corporate double speak.
A "policy" in a corporation that purports to invite open communications with middle management by stating their door is always open as a matter of policy. However, it's just human resources bullshit, as such feedback is almost universally NOT desired by the managers, 90% of whom will see such interruptions as wasting time.
Because it is not really a policy, it's a statement that is designed to lull employees into the womb of contentment while not actually accomplishing anything.
See also closed door policy.
A "policy" in a corporation that purports to invite open communications with middle management by stating their door is always open as a matter of policy. However, it's just human resources bullshit, as such feedback is almost universally NOT desired by the managers, 90% of whom will see such interruptions as wasting time.
Because it is not really a policy, it's a statement that is designed to lull employees into the womb of contentment while not actually accomplishing anything.
See also closed door policy.
"Man, our benefits package this year really blows! I wish I could tell management."
"Hey, doesn't your department have an Open Door Policy?"
"Are you kidding? They just say that because it sounds friendly. If I bitched to my manager about this, I'd be shown the door."
"Hey, doesn't your department have an Open Door Policy?"
"Are you kidding? They just say that because it sounds friendly. If I bitched to my manager about this, I'd be shown the door."
by Security Wonk July 19, 2008
the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
by dragonbardlarp October 19, 2010
by JayNW December 07, 2008
-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
by Joemizzle952 September 23, 2010
by greyplains January 13, 2018
"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.
by Ebs August 21, 2003
A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.
May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
by bl184999 November 22, 2011